[Ted Leo - me and mia]

*Okay, apparently I cannot pull of Jnette style, so I'll stop.

Last night I was going to brush my teeth and I started to get these crazy thoughts about me as a parent.  Like, if I'd be really strict and give my high school-aged kid a bedtime, or if I'd be that mom who went CRAZY at conferences with the teachers, etc etc.  THENNNN I realized that I can't even get a guy at a bar to buy me a drink, so I don't REALLY need to be worrying about my birthing children.

Only 29 more years 'til 50...