Tour guide, holding up t-shirt: Brooklyn is a Vienna-style lager. I'm giving away a t-shirt to the first person who can name another Vienna-style lager that is brewed in the U.S.
Guy in Red Sox hat: Sam Adams!
Tour guide: Very good. And I would give this t-shirt to you, except that you're a Boston fan. Better luck next time. [Continues tour.]

--Brooklyn Brewery, 11th St, Williamsburg