Oh, I'M SORRY.  Was I too loud in the kitchen cleaning up your mess so you had to close your bedroom door?  Gee... I'm really sorry.  Can I make it up to you?

FUCKINGSHIT, man.  You claim to be neat and anal-retentive about these things, and yet... and yet you sure don't come through on things like this.  Here's a hint:  If the two of you have some wine on Thursday night to watch stupid Grey's Anatomy, the wine glasses should not be sitting in the sink Sunday afternooon at 2:30.  Just shouldn't.  If I run the dishwasher on Thursday or Friday, DON'T JUST TAKE CUPS OUT OF IT...EMPTY THE DAMN THING.  I am NOT the only person capable of stacking 5 plates and putting them back on the shelf they came from.  ESPECIALLY when the only things in the dishwasher used by me were 2 spoons, a mug, and a cup.

If you make coconut rice/a pasta dish with your friend LAST SUNDAY, it is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING that the collander is still sitting by the sink, unwashed.  I don't care if it was yours from home, you donated it to our room, clean it.  It's YOURS...wouldn't you care if your stuff was getting moldy?

IF THE TRASH CAN GETS FULL........JUST TAKE IT OUT.  Seriously. 

Guess who is NOT in a good mood right now.